Thursday, June 28, 2007
Creepy Crawlies
And today I was enjoying a bubble bath, listening to Josh Groban, when a daddy long leg crawled past my arm and sent shivers down my spine. I just let him keep on going because I figured he would just climb up into his corner like daddy long legs are supposed to do, but no. We got down to where my feet were and tried to get down into my bubbles. Foolish little thing. Of course he started to struggle and I watched him hoping he would get out, which he did, but then he started to go back towards my bubbles and got in trouble again. I figured he was just trying to flirt with me, which was pointless because he definitely wasn't my type. But like always, I felt bad for him after he tried to hit on me and failed miserably, so I grabbed my mom's dry face wash bottle and helped him away from the bubbles and to the safety of the wall. After that he took the hint that I wasn't interested and just chilled in the corner like he should have done from the start.
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Fire and Spines
I came home from that excitement to find that our dogs had gotten into a fight with a porcupine. My father is pulling spines out of their snouts as I write this. I was kicked out of the room because I kept flinching. It looks quite painful and I am very sorry for them.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Anyone up for flashlight tag?
I patiently stood on the little platform by my plugger listening to the supervisors yell out orders and watching dark figures scurry here and there. I was actually enjoying myself. I didn't have to work and the plant had never before been so quiet.
Then my supervisor yelled for me to go wait up in the break room, so I slowly walked off like a scolded child. It has been suggested that the cause of the outage is the construction currently going on in downtown Shelton where some sewer lines are being put in.
I wonder if I'll have to go to work tomorrow.
Monday, June 25, 2007
The Evil Eye
Today it was time for a little pay back. I was sitting in the break room reading the paper when he walked in. I ignored him so he knocked on my table until I looked up. "You gotta smile," he said. I lifted my head and gave him a death glare. While I may not be much of a smiler, I have the death glare down. I don't even realize it's power. I stared him down until he walked away and went back to the paper.
Later in the day he came up and apologized for bothering me. "I didn't mean to," he said, "I was just playing with you to make you smile."
I told him I knew that. I was just playing with him back. He went on to explain that my look had worried him a great deal. "The stare you gave me ... I really thought I had upset you." No, not really. I was just giving him a taste of his own medicine. He was quite relieved. We'll see if he asks me to smile again tomorrow.
Beavers Win College World Series AGAIN!
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RIP Nikon Coolpix L3
After the party Mom, Christina, and I went to Target to see if there was anything I could do to save it. I showed the guy and he said:
"Hmm. Did you drop it?"
"No," I replied flatly and honestly.
"Are we lyyying?"
"NO," Christina and I said together, disgusted at his accusation and belittling tone.
"Hmm. Well this is a common problem with the L3s. You can buy a new one or we can send it in, but that will cost money too."
"Great. Thank you."
We walked away.
Today I decided to troubleshoot online and see what other people did to fix the problem. There were many sites where people had posted their complaints that were identical to mine. The answers and suggestions consisted of: "slap it against your palm" "shake it" "squeeze it" "use a bobby pin to pop the lens back into place," etc. I tried them in order, including the bobby pin, which DOESN'T WORK! Don't try it. The bobby pin was the official COD for my camera. It only succeeded in shoving the lens in further.
Then I called Nikon. I could send it in if there was no physical "accidental damage" to the camera. That they didn't cover, only manufacturer error. If only I hadn't just done obvious physical damage to the lens! Craaaaaap. Looks like I'm SOL, seeing as how I don't have enough hours at Big 5 to make enough money to buy a new camera.
Can't Seem To Get It Right
I came home two weeks later and called my manager, Troy, to find out when I would be working that Wednesday. Turns out my main manager, Paul, forgot to put me on the schedule. "Of course he did," I think. I was annoyed and expressed so to Troy. He sympathized and promised I would be on the schedule the next week. Sunday the 17th rolls around and I call Troy again to find out when I would be working that week and he says "Ariel, you're going to be so mad at me." *Silence* I couldn't speak. I knew what he was going to tell me and I was already pissed. All I could eek out was "No way Troy."
"I'm so sorry. Paul told me he didn't know what your availability was, so he couldn't put you on the schedule and now I'm looking for your information and I can't find your employee number or anything. You're not on any of our new hire or re-hire lists."
"Why not," I asked trying to stay calm.
"I have no idea."
"Okay...now what? I need to work Troy. I'm now two weeks without pay. What's going on?"
"I don't know. I'll figure it out though. I'll take care of you don't worry."
Well it was too late. I was beyond worried. My mom had taken that week off for my sister's graduation and decided to take me to Olympia to job hunt while she went shopping. I spend the week applying online and at location, and looking through the paper for something to do, but no one has responded. On Tuesday the 19 (the day of Ali's graduation) I called Troy again. He told me I had to come in and take care of some things I had previously been informed I didn't need to bother with. I went in and took care of business like always, and on Wednesday Troy finally called me, instead of the other way around. He asked me if I could come in on Saturday for a training day. I absolutely could. I didn't need a training day because I was already trained, but this way he wouldn't have to take hours of the schedule and I would still get paid. Plus they were going to teach me how to use the cash register, so I guess it really was a training day. While I was on the phone with him, again, I asked if I was on the schedule yet. He said no, but he had gotten a few people to give me some of their hours. Great. So naturally I asked him what days. He told me Tuesday and Wednesday. "That's it," I thought. Yup. That was it. 10 hours. That's it. I need MORE THAN THAT!!!! Fine. So, when I went in to work on Saturday I told Troy I was looking for a second job, because he had screwed me over. I hope they feel bad.
Friday, June 22, 2007
Hawk Ears and Hungry Horses
I was telling Ariel a secret of sorts while my father was sitting on the couch. She of course repeated what I told her above a whisper so my father might hear. I attempted to shush her.
"Shhhh he has the ears of a hawk." (I was a little confused I think.)
Later we were all discussing what our first words were. My father said all of his children said Da-da for their first word. My sister said the reason was because we didn't have a mother. I informed that actually, we did. She kept denying it so I asked ...
"What, do you think Dad has some kind of secret uterus none of us know about?" (My father became slightly disturbed.)
Ariel and my father were playing pool because I had become fed up with my poor skills and decided to watch and learn. Ariel shot and put the cue ball in a horrible position for my father.
"Were you just born evil?" he asked. "No, I've just been hanging around Christina too much," she said without a missing a beat.
Lastly, Ariel trying to convince my sister to go out and feed the animals before it got dark.
"Boy, if I was a horse right now I sure would be hungry. I would be standing around waiting for someone to come feed me. I wouldn't be a happy horsey."
A Busy Busy Bee
Wednesday night - I made enchiladas for dinner.
Thursday night - I went to Ariel's and sorted through her old clothes. Then we went to my house and played pool.
Friday night - I came home from work (so glad that it's Friday) and realized I haven't blogged in a while.
The above are my excuses as to why you have not heard from me recently. Also, this entire week I was on the plugger with the yellow paint. It was depressing.
Song of the Day
Best line from the song:
"Wish I didn't know now what I didn't know then"
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
An Amusing Obsession
More Bubble Baths
Sunday, June 17, 2007
An Evil Sign and Bubble Bath
I also got him some bubble bath. Despite their usual associations with femininity, my father greatly enjoys bubble baths. I always have a tough time finding him manly scented bubble bath though. This year I went with Tranquil Mint from Bath & Body works.
I also ordered him the new Harry Potter book.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
His name is not Jeff
The plant is very loud so everyone wears ear plugs. It's quite difficult to hear and nearly impossible to talk to each other on the floor. My machine jammed up so I called the millwright so he could come fix it. I called him on the little red phone on the post and said, "#8 has a plug stuck."
The millwright came and he fixed. As he was leaving he said, "By the way, I'm Jeff."
"O," I replied, "I'm Christina."
"No, I'm Jeff."
"I heard you, I'm Christina. Nice to meet you. Thanks for your help."
"No, I'm deaf."
That's right. He wasn't telling me his name at all, but rather trying to let me know he was deaf and his hearing aid didn't work well on the floor. When I call, he said just to say the plugger number, and not the problem. His real name, I am still not sure of.
Have someone say "I'm deaf" to you while wearing ear plugs and you will understand how it can easily be mistaken for "I'm Jeff."
I Ain't No Hollaback Girl
I hate it when guys do that. It's something I don't' understand. I mean do they actually get women by degrading them to a meaningless "piece of ass"? Once you yell out your window at a woman I have lost all respect for you because you obviously have no respect for women. Are there really women that play into that? I also don't' understand because it wasn't like Ali (or I for that matter) was dressed up. I mean she had her hair in a ponytail, she was wearing old jeans, and a sweatshirt. It would have made more sense if she hadn't just gotten done with physical therapy and had been wearing nicer clothes, but seriously.
So anyway, then we walked in the store and started looking at the books on sale and I was still trying to talk to her about how I might switch to pre-med, but that was apparently not interesting or important enough because she kept making it about her life so I just gave up and let her talk about herself.
After I finally found my book I went to check out and accidentally dropped my Clean & Clear oily face fixer power stuff when I pulled out my wallet. And naturally when it hit the floor the powder shattered into a gazillion teeny tiny little pieces. Crap.
Usually going to bookstores is so pleasant.
A Morning of Frustration
"No," I replied flatly and honestly.
"Yes you do," my mom informed me.
The truth was that I really didn't want to go. Why would I? Her therapy was at 8:40 in the morning and I was going to be tired and my allergies were going to be killing me as usual, and I was going to have to sit in a cold medical office, and then wait for her in the car while she ran while she ran in to the school where she would undoubtedly run in to one of her friends and chat up a storm while I waited in the car, and then sit and wait for her in the Verizon store. On top of all this she'd probably be chatting and texting on her phone the whole time anyway, so what did she need me for? Sounds like Boresville to me.
And what do ya know, I was right. The morning started badly. I had tossed and turned all night, my allergies were indeed bad, I got up late and therefore didn't have enough time to get ready so I had to put my makeup on in the car, and I didn't have enough time to pour a cup of coffee. I was pissed.
We left the house at 8:05. I sat silently in the car while Ali sang and told me stories that I had already heard at least once before. Luckily, the therapy office was located right next door to the clinic. When we got there I announced that I was going to walk over to the clinic. "But we're going there after," Ali said. "Well, I'm going now." I didn't need to go in there with her. I'd have to sit alone anyway.
I walked to the clinic and sat down at the empty station next to my mom's. "Why am I here," I whimpered.
"Ahh my poor baby. For moral support," she answered.
I rolled my eyes because we both knew that Ali would have never come with me if I was the one in physical therapy. After a few minutes mom's doctor poked her head around the corner and asked, "are you hanging around for today?"
"Just until Ali is done with physical therapy next door."
"So, why are you here then?"
"I don't know."
"I understand," she chuckled.
A while later Ali showed up and we went to get coffee, thank God. Then we went to the mall.
Going there actually turned out to be convenient because I had somethings to take care of at the mall. When we got to the Verizon store though it was packed. This made no sense because it was 10 in the morning on a week day. Why weren't these people at work? Anyway, we decided to go to Target (new stop) and then come back. On our way to Target to get Thank You cards I convinced her to let me stop by Borders too...
"Can I run in to Borders really quick, please?"
"Sure, why?"
"Um...to get a book..."
"Oh, okay."
We went to Target, Borders, Verizon and then decided finally to go home. We were about halfway home when Ali said we needed to run to her guy friend's house to pick of some stuff she left in his truck. "No," I protested. I knew if we went to his house we would have to stay and chat for a while and I don't really like the kid, so naturally I didn't want to go to his house. I wanted to go home. After some arguing she agreed to just come home. Thank God.
When we got home I put my things in my room, then started to do the dishes because I can't stand a dirty kitchen. By doing the dishes I don't starting the dishwasher...I am the dishwasher. Anyway, as soon as I finished the dishes I wiped down the stove top and the counters, then cleaned Diego's bowl. As I was leaving the kitchen to put him back in this spot Ali walks past me with a stack of dishes and sets them in my newly emptied sink. My jaw dropped in amazement and I looked at her with a "what the hell?" look on my face. Seriously, doing the dishes is not a quiet job. So, why would you wait until I was done to bring in more? "These aren't even mine," she declared in response to the look on my face. "SO," I screamed in my head. Then she took out a pot I had just washed and started making something to eat. I had to leave. I sat outside for about 5 hours, too scared to come back in and see the mess she had most likely made. It all seems silly now, but at the time I felt so trapped.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
A Special Mind Set
After tapping my foot for two hours, the chance to step down and spray paint something is a welcome relief. My favorite paint to use is the silver. The worst color is the yellow because you can't even see it on the wood so you might not as well spray paint the wood at all.
It's a good day for me at work when I get to use the silver paint. It's a not so good day when I have to use the yellow paint. In the world of plywood making, there is little to derive enjoyment from.
I decided to briefly tell the grader how much I look forward to my brief spray painting moments. He looked at me with a straight face and said, "Why do you like it so much? Is it because of the fumes?"
I silently shook my head and went back to work. I recounted the tale to my father and he said I just have to get used to that kind of mind set in my particular work place. In the future I think I'll just plug and keep my comments to myself.
Monday, June 11, 2007
Gallbladder = Water Heater
"Ode to Radar"
Your water was to cold and your insides froze.
I didn't want to lose you.
I put you in warm water and watched you come back to life.
I didn't think that you were going to make it.
You were on your side.
Slowly your fin started to move.
You were back, alive.
I named you Radar after my favorite TV show.
You were a good fish.
You loved the sunlight.
You were a pretty and red, my favorite color.
You stood out to me.
I knew I had to have you.
You made it another 2 weeks.
You just couldn't hold on.
You were to brain dead to eat.
I gave you a proper funeral at the toilet.
We said our good byes and let you go.
It was hard, I can't believe i killed you.
I hope you made it to your happy place.
RIP RADAR
The Mathematical Properties of LOST
Jack asks Kate and Hurley to go fishing. Kate catches 65% of the fish, but 15% of them are inedible. Hurley catches 35% percent of the fish, but 20% of them are inedible. If Jack reaches into the bucket and pulls out an inedible fish, what is the probability that it was caught by Hurley?
At first I didn't see the connection and just started to solve the problem (rather easy). Then I started to vividly picture Jack reaching into the bucket and then I pictured Kate and Hurley fishing. In my head I said "DUDE!" I almost started laughing then realized other people around my might not think it's so funny...so I wrote "I LOVE LOST" on the bottom of the page...maybe I'll get some extra credit!
Selling Back Books
Sunday, June 10, 2007
11,13,12
Ocean's 13 better than Ocean's 12 but not as good as Ocean's 11. Characters from 12 would have been well suited for larger roles in 13, but their potential was apparently overlooked. 13 also had much fewer surprises than the previous two, but had a closer feel to 11 than 12 did.
I'm satisfied with what I've seen. Let us hope there will be no Ocean's 14.
(It was accidental but after I realized it, I liked it, so I kept it.)
Oops ... my poor eyes.
A Few Things I Will Miss
Also, I think I might miss the train a little bit. A set of train tracks runs about 150 yards away from my dorm room. It. Is. Loud. (oh there goes the fight song again) Even though I find it very annoying when I'm on the phone with my mom or when it is 12 AM, I think I'm going to miss it a little.
I will also miss the pool, which I have become friends with. It's a good pool, and conviently close to my room (closer than the train tracks) and when I go home I won't one that close...it's rather sad.
I'm Packing Today
I just got back (like 10 minutes ago) from putting my bike in the van. My poor bike has been sitting in the bike storage room for like 8 months now and I'm sorry I didn't take it out sooner. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to make up for it this summer! Alright, enough of this. Let's get 'er done!
Friday, June 8, 2007
Physical Barrier
One time at the pool, while I was still on ESC, I put on my goggles and they hurt a little bit right under my eyes. They were itchy, but I figured as soon as I stated swimming they wouldn't be so bad. The problem was that my eyes were already so swollen I couldn't wear my goggles. It was sad.
I tried wearing my goggles around the house one time too to protect my poor eyes but I felt like a moron so I took them off. In retrospect, I probably looked like a bigger moron with my zombie swollen eyes than while wearing the goggles around the house...*sigh*
Man I'm Tired
PS 3 more days (counting Monday).
Thursday, June 7, 2007
"Save the chimps, save the world"
An Eye Full
Perhaps you were sitting in the break room with nothing to do so you started gazing around at the walls. You continued just gazing off into space, letting your eyes scan the room for anything of interest while at the same time remaining completely disinterested.
Perhaps during one of these scans a fellow worker's eye caught your interest. The eye wasn't looking at you, it caught your interest because there was something just slightly off about it. Imagine that you continue staring at the eye, debating whether it's slightly crossed or maybe a little lazy. By this time of course, the eye is looking at you, but you're lost in your thoughts and have failed to notice.
Until the fellow worker waves his hand at you to get your attention. Then all of the sudden you realize you've been staring directly into this person's eye, which may or may not have some imperfection. I'm still not sure. I mumbled something about staring off into space and did what I always do when embarrassed. I turned bright red and high-tailed it out of there.
Song of the Day
Originally by Don McLean
Me encantan los colores vivos.
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
Monday, June 4, 2007
I'm listening...
The two other people who sat at the table apparently thought that because I wasn't talking, I wasn't listening to their conversation, despite the fact that they were right next to me. I wasn't eavesdropping, I was just within blatant hearing range. One of them mentioned that it was hot yesterday. He looked my way, so I nodded in agreement.
"See, she agrees with me," he said. The other occupant of the table responded, "She doesn't even know what she agreed to. She's not listening to us."
I don't know why they thought I wasn't listening. I don't know what else they thought I might be doing. It was weird. Maybe they thought my ear plugs were still in.
Blogging About Writing About Blogging
I am determined to get an A on this paper. I got a B on the last two and frankly they weren't deserved. I've also decided to make this paper a little funny. Maybe I'm just taking the class too seriously and that's why I can't get an A. I've used a couple of quotes from AH and my instructor laughed so I'm thinking I will keep it up. I don't really know what else to say about this paper...it doesn't suck as much as the last one...
If you want to possibly be quoted in my paper talk to me about what you think about blogging.
Sunday, June 3, 2007
Here's Your Sign
I love Blue Collar Comedy Tour(s) too...oh my God. Bill, Ron, Jeff, and Larry all together and I'm laughing for 3 strait hours! That's gotta burn some calories right? If you haven't seen or heard any of these guys go rent all the CDs and/or DVDs now! OOOH! I'm going to try to get one of their CDs for the trip home next week! Genius!
100 Laps
- 4x100 - 3+1 (three laps freestyle + one lap not freestyle) 15 seconds rest between each
- 2x100 - kick one lap freestyle one lap other - 10 sec rest between each
- 300 easy - 45 sec rest
- 300 hard - 1:30 rest
- 200 easy - 40 sec rest
- 200 hard - 1:00 rest
- 100 easy - 30 sec rest
- 100 hard - 40 sec rest
- 6x50 - easy/med, med/hard, hard/easy repeat - 15 sec rest between (I think)
- 50 easy
- 6x25 - breakouts (halfway fast/halfway easy)
- 200 easy
Total: 2500 yards
Usually I only do 1000 but for some reason this past week I've felt like I need to kick it up a notch and a half.
NOTE: Men, if you decide you want to go to the pool DO NOT wear swim trunks that are any shade of pastel. Especially pink, yellow, or WHITE! It's gross. I don't care who you are...it's gross. Also, unless you are built like a Greek god, if you are over 35 DO NOT wear a Speedo. It's also gross. It's really bad when you decide that you have to stand at the edge of the pool while I am in it, because in case you didn't realize I am not eye to eye with you! Get it? If you feel like you have to wear pastel trunks or a Speedo wear both! Put the Speedo on first then the trunks. Double up. Yuck yuck yuck. What in the world would make you think that yellow swim trunks wouldn't be see through? Dark colors only!
Saturday, June 2, 2007
A Bug Hunt
Thus, early this morning before the sun got too high, I could be found running around in our fields of Camus and cattle with my younger sister. We were chasing insects for her collection due on Tuesday.
We made quite a few good catches. We caught several butterflies and beetles. We collected various species of flies and bees. Her collection has come together rather nicely I think. Now she just has to look up the common name, genus, and species of each insect.
Some of my favorite finds were the spit bug (which we caught because it got stuck to my shoe), the Lorquin's Admiral butterfly which I caught by a mad dash through sticker bushes (bad activity to wear shorts for), and the capture of what looks to be a miniature grasshopper. My sister really wanted a swallowtail butterfly, but alas, they continued to allude us and remained out of reach of our net. The other 30 insects just aren't quite satisfying enough for her.
1,000 Places To See Before You Die
I wish I hadn't run out of tabby thingies...
Friday, June 1, 2007
But I'm Supposed To Be A Hard Ass Today...
Today I had plans. Today I was going to be a hard ass. I had a meeting with my Writing 121 instructor to discuss the paper I'm currently writing. I was going to bring up my last paper and convince him that I deserved an A instead of the B he gave me. I was totally ready to be a grade grubber, which I usually am not. I had planned a few things I was going to say and everything, I was ready. But when I woke up it all changed. Being a hard ass takes energy. Being a grade grubber takes energy. All of my energy is currently being focused on my allergies. Runny nose, itchy eyes, sneezing...it's all there, wasting my energy.
So, as I'm sitting there in the café talking about blogging (that's what my current paper is on) he asks me if there anything else I wanted to discuss.
"Yes," I said. "I want to know why I got the grade I did on my other paper."
"Okay," he replied. Good start, Ariel.
So he pulled up my paper on the computer and started going through it, showing me things I could have done better. Because of my grogginess I actually wasn't paying much attention which was bad, because I needed to be prepared to argue. Then he pointed to a sentence on the screen and told me he had given me a link to The Onion. I was thinking "okay cool..." then I actually read the sentence and realized it wasn't my paper we were going through. So, I told him. Confused, he searched for the correct paper. I was excited because I was hoping he had actually given me the wrong grade. Nope, wrong again. He found my paper and there were less markings on it which made me happy, but he then explained how my transitions weren't great. Then he said that my thesis was confusing because he wasn't sure if I was saying that people should be more sustainable or businesses should be more sustainable. I just nodded and took another sip from my coffee. I said "great, thanks," and walked away.
Now I'm sitting in my room pissed that I was too groggy from my freaking allergies to be the hard ass I needed to be! He was wrong. There was one transition that was a little sketchy and my thesis talked about both people and businesses and I supported both! Why couldn't I have said anything? He also told me that one of my paragraphs was too long and I told him that the girl at the writing center (the visit was required) said I needed to connect the two paragraphs, so I did. His reply was "well maybe you misunderstood her." WHAT? I did not! How could I misunderstand that? I sat right there next to her and she drew a line on my paper with an arrow saying "connect" so I did! But did I defend myself? Nope.
Now I have to make a phone call and try to be a hard ass again, but I just don't think I have the energy. The one day I need to be tough and I can't...imagine how much more angry I would be if I had the energy.
PS This is my 100th post.