O Hemlock tree

Since I have been working at the plant, the only kind of wood I have plugged is Douglas Fir. There were some good loads and some bad loads, but overall the Fir and I got along. Today, I had to plug Hemlock which is an evil, evil tree. The sheets were covered in knots, the wood was rough, and the ends were split. Hemlock did not make a good first impression at all.

Should find yourself at the mercy of a forest some day, remember this lesson: Hemlock is evil.