Okay guys, last set of quotes for this term. Hopefully I will have some funny professors next term too!
"Little smart sperm." ~Anth. Prof. We were discussing genetic selection/engineering. I hope.
"Feel free to take the cap off and take a snort!" ~Chem. Proff. We were passing around viles of aromatic oils.
"I can't show you a unicorn. I don't have one...but...*writes on board*:
'Rhino + Horse -----> Unicorn' "So then what does a hippo + an elephant + a rhino equal? *pause* A helephino! *pause* "Hell-If-I-Know...it's a joke" ~Chem. Prof.
"What is a bond? A debonair British assassin?" ~ Chem. Prof.
Here is the best one:
"I'm already in the end of the quarter party-mode...I'm done...take me to the bar! I'm dressed!" ~Chem. Prof. today, who was wear a very Margaritaville/Aloha shirt.
Here's one that has nothing to do with school:
"I hate doors! They're stupid and awkward!" ~Christina
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